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member name: Kathryn Esplin-Oleski
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April 02, 2006 01:36 PM EDT -- On a lazy Sunday afternoon, I call to my two cats, Mao and Cheddar. And they come running. I called "Baby Fooooood." Sure, they know the words, "Baby Food."  They're cats. . . . more
May 21, 2006 01:45 AM EDT -- Men's list here. 1.  Maureen Sullivan Stemberg, for starting all manner of things Beatific… 2.  Beryl Singleton Bissell, for "The Scent of God." 3.  Hannah Dreyma, . . . more
May 21, 2006 01:49 AM EDT --  Women's list here   1.  Ed Nudelman 2.  Ludolf 3.  George Corneliussen   4.  Ron Hall 5.  Nathan Schauer 6.  KR Craft 7.  John . . . more
June 16, 2008 02:40 AM EDT -- You're at the computer, reading and typing in a cacophony of joy. You're on Gather, of course. In your own space, your own time. Suddenly, your cat jumps up to the keyboard, steps on the . . . more
Diary of a Stud
by Kathryn Esplin-Oleski
views: 101 | rating: 9.5 | comments: 63
October 06, 2008 12:02 AM EDT -- Sunday, 8 a.m. Drank whey powder, amino acid supplements, Green Tea power drink. Powerlifted at club, mega treadmill workout,  30 wind sprints on the track. 2 hours. Sunny but windy. Smiled at . . . more
September 08, 2008 12:12 AM EDT -- With apologies to Judith Viorst. Rewritten but originally written in 2006. Presented now for Back to School and Back to Pre-School. *          *   . . . more
The cat's fancy
by Kathryn Esplin-Oleski
views: 145 | rating: 9.8 | comments: 90
August 27, 2007 06:17 AM EDT -- Outside the attic window, a bird flew against the glass; not hurt, he flapped again and chirped.     Up the attic stairs, thunderous steps the sound of one hundred elephants, times two; it . . . more
September 03, 2007 07:15 AM EDT -- Mao well lives up to his name. Mao,  I wanna go out. I let him out the back stairs. Mao, he whines, less than a minute later, I wanna come in. It is cold on the back stairs. Besides, there are no . . . more
September 16, 2007 09:59 AM EDT -- With apologies to Judith Viorst. Rewritten but originally written in 2006. Presented now for Back to School and Back to Pre-School. *          *        . . . more
September 17, 2007 05:20 AM EDT --   Yook, a big, red fire fruck!' Teeden yelled as he ran to the window. 'Teeden, don't' say 'fruck' say, 'ter-uck.' Can you say 'ter-uck?'' 'No I . . . more
August 04, 2008 05:20 AM EDT -- Some may say: "it's a tough job, but somebody's got to do it." The male stick insect copulates with the female for 10 weeks straight without pause and all the poor lady wants . . . more
Baby Talk
by Kathryn Esplin-Oleski
views: 85 | rating: 9.5 | comments: 50
September 12, 2008 12:23 AM EDT -- Yook, a big, red fire fruck! ' T eeden yelled as he ran to the window. 'Teeden, don't' say 'fruck' say, 'ter-uck.' Can you say 'ter-uck?'' . . . more
July 19, 2006 11:47 AM EDT -- Heat's addled my brain Cannot think Heat's addled my brain Vapor steams from my fingers, as they fly on the keyboard Heat's addled my brain I cannot sleep Heat's addled my brain No AC except . . . more
October 07, 2006 03:27 PM EDT -- I missed last night's run, spirit was willing (not really) flesh was weak (in the extreme) must get around to commenting but first my café; the more I Gather the farther behind I am, it always . . . more
October 13, 2008 02:25 AM EDT -- We left Little Kathy in kindergarten.   She grew up, up and up, and graduated high school. Kathy managed to graduate high school a year early in Grade 11, and to go to two Proms, . . . more
April 11, 2006 11:55 PM EDT -- Sitting at her desk, today the Quill peers into the future and wonders about those who will live one-hundred and ten years from now. She fears a new, and as yet, unseen world where people speak to each . . . more
April 13, 2006 01:34 PM EDT -- ..it's been 10 minutes, and no one has commented, yet. You've heard the stories: Gather produces an intoxicating high unlike any other. This is all too true. And you don't get a hangover, . . . more
May 09, 2006 03:24 AM EDT --  "Hey, you there – don't jump." A short, balding man with a twinkle in his eye and appearing to be ageless, yet elderly, caught the younger man by the arm, and stopped him . . . more
May 17, 2006 07:42 AM EDT -- cooking with gas tonight, dirt included laying it out in the open soul, dirty flesh raw, bones bare to skull god, what have I done cooking with gas tonight, dirt included I'm real we've all got . . . more
July 06, 2006 02:04 PM EDT -- Somewhere in the Wild West This is the second installment. In the first installment, Kristina Stephens wins Bartholomew Smith, Sheriff,  for a day.  Previous Next Bartholomew walked with Kristina . . . more
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